The very first thing I did today upon awakening once again into this beautiful world was to make a wish, from the bottomless and deepest depths of my heart, that our bathroom toilet would begin yet another flabbergasting flooding disaster. When it comes to bathroom flooding, this is not my first rodeo. More like the seventh.
Read MoreThe Movember Bewhiskering: Another Mustache Sprouts Its Wings
It’s that time of year again folks. The month when millions, perhaps even billions of men around the world start reforesting their upper lips again for 30-whisker-filled days of brotastical unity—all in a giant effort to raise money and awareness for men’s health.
I call it: The Bewhiskering.
Read MoreThe Horrific Spilling of a Tremendously Large Purple Smoothie in My Office Cubicle
Let me ask you something. How many workplace office carpets did you completely destroy today?
At 7:15 I was at my desk, in my chair, ready for action. I began rifling through messages after warming up my dual computer monitors; ready to peruse my workload, man the phones, and batten down the Google Docs.
And then … before I even had the chance to slurp it down … the smoothie uncontained itself.
Read MoreSummer Is Coming: How to Avoid Getting Sand Stuck in Your Butt
I’m happy to report that here in New England, summer is finally on its way.
Don’t believe it?
Just turn the dial of your telly over to the local news station and you’ll see what I’m talking about.
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