Let me ask you something. How many workplace office carpets did you completely destroy today?

At 7:15 I was at my desk, in my chair, ready for action. I began rifling through messages after warming up my dual computer monitors; ready to peruse my workload, man the phones, and batten down the Google Docs.

And then … before I even had the chance to slurp it down … the smoothie uncontained itself.