The couch, which always welcomes its guest and serves as a reliable place where the world can be watched from a comfortable perch. Couches, in my experience, almost always promote poor posture. But what good is a seasoned, well-worked, bouncy, embracing couch if you mean only to sit up with a straight back and your head well-positioned, hovering as it should be, perfectly above your spine.
Read MoreThe Incredible Anxiety Brought On By An Unfortunate Car Noise
It's an interesting experience, owning a car. One moment all is right in the world. I'm driving along like any other day. Maybe even minding my own business, completely oblivious to the physics and engineering that allow me to do so, and then, from an invisible seam, existence offers up a noise. It cannot be my noise, not a noise I am responsible for. Let me roll my window down and investigate, just to be sure.
Read MoreThe Impending Doom of Christmas Season
The most wonderful time of the year is a bit of a lively holiday circus — proof that being human and being human in America is a very strange and weird experience. Not a bad one. Not a negative one. It's just a thing that happens.
Read MoreThis Is What Email Taught Me About Jacuzzi Walk In Hot Tubs
I've always wanted a Jacuzzi Walk In Hot Tub. I mean, who wouldn't. On the other hand, placing one in my tiny apartment would mean replacing a very valuable piece of furniture, like a bed, or maybe a couch. I suppose we could eat on the couch or in the Jacuzzi if we just throw out the kitchen table. More importantly, who are these aggressive walk in Jacuzzi hot tub salesmen express emailing me messages to my spam folder? O
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