What It's Like to Live in A World Full of Uber Drivers

I've never really had any horrible, never again, what the hell was that cab rides in Boston. For the most part my cab rides have been pretty simple. I get in cab, cab driver takes me to destination, I pay cab driver. I'm probably just lucky. I can even understand when a driver is talking, without breaks, for the entire ride, and will probably continue talking for the rest of the day. I imagine those cabbies never stop talking. They must eat, sleep, and work with that Bluetooth on every single day and become unbelievably distraught if it's ever removed by accident. 

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A Few Strange Things that May Occur while Apple Picking

As a grown adult New Englander with no children it wasn't until I actually went apple picking that I realized that children are monsters and filling an entire apple orchard with hundreds, even thousands of them is one of the strangest and most horrible things that can happen.

Luckily for you I've prepared a list of guaranteed experiences that will occur when you go apple picking in New England.

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Matthew McConaughey Turns Car Commercials Into Art

First of all, anyone who has ever been documented successfully spelling McConaughey's last name within the first eleven attempts should be up for some sort of global, high-level, big draw, Olympic like medal. That being said, I'd like to address the Lincoln car commercials that MM is currently starring in.

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The Health Benefits of Walking In An Old Strange Cemetery

In honor of the Autumn season I decided to post a nice picture of the city of Boston from the tall hill of the Mt. Auburn Cemetery in Watertown/Cambridge. From here you have a great view of the city and you can even climb the somewhat sketchy spiraling staircase of the Washington Tower to get an even better view.

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