The most wonderful time of the year is a bit of a lively holiday circus — proof that being human and being human in America is a very strange and weird experience. Not a bad one. Not a negative one. It's just a thing that happens.
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I've always wanted a Jacuzzi Walk In Hot Tub. I mean, who wouldn't. On the other hand, placing one in my tiny apartment would mean replacing a very valuable piece of furniture, like a bed, or maybe a couch. I suppose we could eat on the couch or in the Jacuzzi if we just throw out the kitchen table. More importantly, who are these aggressive walk in Jacuzzi hot tub salesmen express emailing me messages to my spam folder? O
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A nice leisurely car ride is like a breath of fresh air. I enjoy turning onto a road that I don't know, the windows are down, some nice music playing, nowhere to go. An adventure. Nothing but four wheels carrying a giant hunk of steel through the back roads.
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A keyboard is for two things. The first is typing. When you connect a keyboard wire to a computer it will type out letters onto the computer screen when you press the buttons on the keyboard. Most, if not all people are aware of this.
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